rules

overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey

person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty

Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965

by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.

Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM

by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021

Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.

“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”

by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023

Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022

Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.

I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.

by PsySlop June 8, 2025