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heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele October 9, 2012
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Living my best life

No one really knows, since “best life” is such a broad term. Generally used when having fun or relaxing. Makes depressed people cry because they are also living their best life and it sucks.
Just living my best life relaxing by this lake.

I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.
by kyy July 29, 2018
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VH1's Fabulous Life Of...

1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
Jane: We gotta get home so we won't miss "VH1's Fabulous Life Of..."!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
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School -- waste of my life

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
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Real life screen shot

A verb, to take a real life screen shot usually with a camera or a cellular phone. As apposed to a regular screen shot done on a PC.
Bill: Dude sickest party last week, wish I brought my camera to take some real life screen shots.
by ihsan m October 31, 2010
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