Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

Herschel's Kiss

A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.

"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."

by lar de lar lar October 29, 2022

Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them

Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022

National Kiss Brock Day

November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day

For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!

by brockiscute4321 November 24, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022