show the back of my hand

To beat or inflict facial pain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.

“I done show the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”

by JohnnyDonkyBallz December 6, 2020

up wards hand rodeo

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself

the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

by free ballin burke December 2, 2009

muddy hand in South Africa

This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.

The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.

by Alex Morten February 20, 2021

Hand toss man sauce

Rubbing out a baby batter batch

Gord: Anton, what are you doing this weekend?
Anton: Making some hand toss man sauce.

by Kb12345 May 10, 2014

Recycle Bin Red Handed

Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...

Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!

by Schnoopy November 9, 2011

right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022