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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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Middle School Thot

A school thot; specifically a middle school thot. Since middle schoolers at my school are wilding, they’ll ride cock like a pony for five bucks, and are desperate for any kind of female/male/ literally every kind of attention. They don’t care. They will always post photos of their puss and say ‘Y’all wanna fuck this slutty little puss of mine’ like girl ur 13💀
Did you hear? That girl, Desiree, she fucked Kevin!

Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?

Yeah! And she got an abortion too!

Poor girl.

Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
by Gay pussy eater October 25, 2023
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Harrington Middle School

A school with big booty bitches and men that are packinnnnnn, except for that one kid.
“Damn, I want to go to Harrington Middle School, there’s tons of big booty bitches!”
by Shaedon November 28, 2023
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Awtrey middle school

Sinan and Parker are the hottest people in the school but the school sucks
by Random person that awtrey October 28, 2019
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Lennox middle school

Omg is that a Plie of shit
nah its Lennox middle school
by LilRapist January 18, 2023
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
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Ralph Sadleir Middle School

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.
Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019
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