Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

piece of cake

ur sister

Tommy: Hey, I fucked your sister yesterday, it was a piece of cake.
Rosemberg: You're funny Tommy.

by rushersquare December 21, 2020

I like cake

cake is nice

i like cake :D

by DintDino December 23, 2020

Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke

Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021