Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016

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Hershey Kiss

When politely eating out someone asshole and a little poop ends up on your tounge

Drake: Did you hear about Austin?
Blake: Yeah I heard he got a Hershey Kiss! Lol that's so gross.

by YankoRJ February 13, 2017

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Novembers Kiss

When you kiss your own butt

Did you just give yourself a November’s kiss?
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss

by sumsum69 July 19, 2023

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Kiss Trak

Unlike a Diss Trak, a Kiss Trak is a song that explains the artist's need to fuck another person

Uh, I can't think of any examples of a Kiss Trak, you know, except for every song in existence

by Funnyclock301956 April 4, 2021

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Kiss of the devil

When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....

Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...

by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019

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The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

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