ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader May 5, 2016

Go eat a hole!

What you say when someone insults you jokingly or comes up with a sassy comeback. Cross between "I'ma eat you..." and "Go dig a hole..."

MARIA: You realize you did the whole project wrong...
KELLY: Go eat a hole!

by World Word Master January 13, 2009

Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".

Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."

by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Box Hole Duty

A military punishment where the punished must dig a hole in the ground large enough to stand in, and then must guard the hole by standing in the hole and covering self and hole with a large wooden box.

"Mike, that's it, your on BOX HOLE DUTY!" ~Gen. Havoc

by Havoc October 26, 2004

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

I wanna go dick hole smashing!

by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011

a ring doesn't plug a hole

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.

Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.

by skghskg June 3, 2010