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ocean steamer

An ocean steamer is when you go down on a woman and her pussy lips grab a hold of you like an octopus and try sucking you down, disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle
I had a real whale of a time the other day in this bbw. I couldn’t breathe from the ocean steamer.
by xXJustBlaze420Xx June 15, 2019
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Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
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David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.
"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."
by Psianer July 27, 2019
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
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German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019
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Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.
Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.
by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019
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