Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

roll pride

chant used by springfield college located in springfield, MA at sporting events.

a: “did you hear that the springfield college women’s basketball team made it to the sweet 16? “

b: HELL YEAH! ROLL PRIDE!!

by pridepalooza April 20, 2022

Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025

Tootsie-Roll-Smear

Your butthole.

"my tootsie-Roll-Smear itches."

by Heartmonger June 19, 2019

tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021