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Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020
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mexican yes

A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.

A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
by RockyLeafs May 18, 2023
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Broke mexican

Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
by 21savege May 21, 2018
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mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
by Frank David George July 10, 2014
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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
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Mexican eagle

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018
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