Going to hell in a handbasket

In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".

Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.

by ostrogoth February 2, 2024

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

Janner raised in a Manor

This phrase can be used to describe a 'janner' with a posher accent, sounding janner, but not quite with a little bit of posh essence is now called Janner raised in a manor.

"Oh, spot of tea?"
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"Mate, have you seen George? He sounds like a janner raised in a manor."

by AriFromMercury November 9, 2023

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

Throw it in a rhombus

It’s the same as “Dayum, lemme see that piece of cake!” If someone asks this… run. Just run. Ru-FCKING RU-

“Could you perchance throw it in a rhombus?”
“SIR THAT IS ABSOLUTELY…”
“WHAT THE FU- DAD!”

by GYATEBAYOOO July 21, 2024

I am a poop in a gyat

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Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat

by Ifjfjffjfj in July 21, 2024