Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Tearin up the cake

tearin it up yo

Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!

by Dkrtist April 2, 2020

Icing on the cake

When you nut in a girl and eat her out right after.

Someone: I gave her the icing on the cake
Someone else: ew what the fuck is wrong with you

by MEGAscrub_ April 10, 2020

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020

Stacking my cake

Acquiring money and continuously generating cash from a source of income

Pops : Ayo, where are you working at foo?

Foo: I work at Chevron but I'm trapping as a side hustle, you know the deal. Stacking my cake up to get a new whip.

by Zugondeze September 19, 2020

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020