Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

Polar Bear

A Polar Bear is a White Guy who is known to go for black girls.

Black Girl friend to White Girl friend: "I Think I really like him, but he's a polar bear"
White Girl friend to Black Girl friend: Well, you know he only goes for black girls anyways. I'm definitely not his type! I'm a snow bunny myself."

by Mr.Ravioli and Lasagna May 30, 2025

Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.

I started petting mocha bear

by Conner James llll June 5, 2025

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025