funk ball

A sleasy, greasie, nasty guy, most likey he has a mullet. Clothing consists of a wife beater Tee and/or a black concert Tee shirt, most likely from the 80's.

That funk ball was checkin' me out, I wouldn't give him the time of day.

by janet davila November 15, 2004

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Medicine Balling

The act of injecting your nutsack with saline until it is the size of a soccer ball.

After Medicine Balling, Matt likes to ride the subway and stand ackwardly close to people sitting down so it in their face.

by Kellori March 4, 2010

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Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

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red balling

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode

Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling

by woot4moo March 12, 2008

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turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 21, 2004

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