Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...

Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner

by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022

porch monkey

Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.

Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.

by Tina Marie August 3, 2005

backwards monkey

a backwards hand job

"she gave ryan a backwards monkey"

by chardizzle June 26, 2006

Bit The Monkey

1. Being extremely mean to somebody.
2. When your mad at someone.

1. Did you hear what Nick did to me yesterday, he totally bit the monkey.
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!

by Kell Bell 4 ever December 15, 2003

Spider Monkey

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006

Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Roy October 21, 2003

northern monkey

Alex Odlin

by never you mind - tapes September 30, 2003