Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022

Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.

"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."

by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015

mexican rumbo

Shit in her mouth and tie a lasso to her ear and proceed to fuck her in the other ear

“I just Mexican rumbo’d her”

by Toxoxile December 8, 2017

mexican cow

the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.

Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.

by ahussa44 December 9, 2020

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011