Fart sandwich

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

by fingerfucker May 21, 2016

fart sucking

The act of allowing someone to fart into your mouth at the same time you inhale from a vape.

I was going to get with Monika, but then I heard she was into fart sucking.

by fardsucker1998 February 8, 2018

Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

Fart Huffer

What Stripes enjoys doing

Stripes: I think I'd like to huff some farts right now

by Stripes The Fart Huffer July 27, 2003

Clam Fart

A queef.

After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.

by rj19922011 February 21, 2011

monkey fart

a person named monkey who is sliently but deadly

dude she is such a monkey fart

by dmurdha March 25, 2004