by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022
Get the Douche Dutymug. Noun:
An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
Get the Douche Canoemug. When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
Get the Douche Faucetmug. The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.
by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007
Get the douche cringemug. by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
Get the Satchel de douchemug. by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.