This is a very elusive beast that has been known to terrorize college dorms. It is know for pulling catastrophic pranks and make clucking noises at night without being caught. Its only known arch enemy is the "Butcher".
by John Smith Doe October 17, 2006
Get the Chocolate Chickenmug. An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2012
Get the turkey-chicken scrawlmug. While wearing all black spandex pants, cut off shirt, and a sombrero, a person slowly walks up to someone and proceeds to try to make them self vomit by putting their finger down their throat.
Works best if the offender maintains silence and an expressionless face.
Once completed, the offender slowly walks to the next victim without acknowledging what they just did.
Works best if the offender maintains silence and an expressionless face.
Once completed, the offender slowly walks to the next victim without acknowledging what they just did.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
Get the Bulimic Chicken Chasermug. by cornal sanders August 4, 2008
Get the Ghetto Fried Chickenmug. a rare delight, served at fine buffet establishments. this type of cock- infested food is the result of cock tongs being dropped into regular, un- tainted food.
sharon: "this chicken is ok, but i think i taste a hint of cock."
ricky: "yeah, i dropped the tongs, sucka! now it's 20 cock chicken!"
ricky: "yeah, i dropped the tongs, sucka! now it's 20 cock chicken!"
by sharon, ricky's bitch October 3, 2006
Get the 20 cock chickenmug. by www.chesterfried.com October 2, 2003
Get the CHESTER FRIED CHICKENmug. A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.
I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.
by TheKenTaylor August 9, 2006
Get the chocolate chicken trainmug.