Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

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cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.

Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!

by Roonsta January 21, 2018

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The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!

Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

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PISS

A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.

PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.

by gregben July 2, 2022

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