my other pants

The mysterious and largely mythical pair of pants that seems to always have your cash and personal affects.

Guy 1: Hey you got this bill?
Guy 2: Oh dang it, I left all my cash in my other pants!

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow your cell to call my mom?
Guy 2: Crap! I left my phone in my other pants!

by pseudonym man5 July 24, 2010

pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

Dip it in my cum

Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen

Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!

by MilfhÜnter69 May 21, 2019

Preggo My Eggo

To impregnate, usually in a vigorous manner.

Don't Preggo My Eggo douchebag, I don't want to be throwin' up for the next 9 months.

by Future Kids of Greater Jlem February 28, 2009

my dinner with satan

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.

My dinner with satan was terrible.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

my pieces hitting

Stolen Credits Card Information is Currently Being used To Purchase Goods And Products Illegally

I bought the whole store ! My Pieces Hitting !

by Littttyyyy February 15, 2017

Crackin' My Eggs

The female version of saying bustin my balls.

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!

by Miss Penn February 5, 2010