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Chaboya Middle School

All the fuckin Most "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing" kids go here. The moment you go to this school you are "condemned" "Retarded and |Menacing unpreposessing" and ur whole family tree is "nonexistent."
CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
by Grandpa Joe. November 21, 2021
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Middle school

The best place ever for a child to go to...
Said no one ever

No seriously middle school is just the opposite of that

It is the living definition of hell
I can’t wait to get out of this hell house of a middle school next year
by Ihateschoolbutilovefood May 31, 2020
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Cockeysville Middle

Better than the rest, I mean it has better dances than most school, great test scores, and they're really good at separating the dumbs, and the smarts apart from eachother, when people say we have ugly lockers.. well look at ridgley they have HALF the size of our lockers, plus! who cares about the lockers! Lol! We also have no windows because we don't need to look outside 24/7. We have some really cool teachers too. The people also take care of everything fast. We have pretty cool yearbooks, hardcover and colored. We prettymuch rock. I mean, you know those things comparing ridgley and cms, well not everyone had gone to both for school. I have atleast 5 friends that have gone to both schools and guess what, they have ALL said cms is better and could name billions of reasons. In that case, cms is the best. WHOOP
cockeysville middle is better, you have to admit it. I mean really.
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Acadia Middle School

Gowana Middle School and Koda Middle School, but in rich kid flavor.

In reality, not e v e r y o n e here is rich. But that's the stereotype that's been put on it, so... yeah.

Here you will find: Kids complaining about the stereotype, kids that (kinda actually fit the stereotype) vehemently deny it, kids that don't give half a shit (some of the rational ones), kids that joke about it (also rational, may overlap with the ones that don't care), and kids that are unaware of it (somehow).

A lot of the teachers are pretty cool. Some suck. Some are terrifying but decent teachers.

Some kids bring their switches to school. Actually, this happens at all the three middle schools.

Everyone here is pretty similar overall, compared to Gowana and Koda. The schools are all connected... what did you expect to happen?

The school is pretty good overall. You will survive your couple of years here. Probably.
Child: Dude, I walked through Acadia Middle School yesterday, and I saw like twelve kids with airpods.

Child 2: Well duh, it's the rich kid school.
by GrilledCheeseWizard March 2, 2019
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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paul revere middle school

Paul Revere Middle School: Hell of a walk from the entrance to the gym so good luck if you have H lockers and expect lots of tardys :))
There’s writing on the bathroom stalls and people vape in the bathroom all the time
Basically the ideal american public middle school experience
by definitionar August 10, 2021
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Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.
AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱
by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022
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