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Kissalicious 

A state of euphoria coming from two sets of lips meeting that match unlike any other in the history of the Universe.
I can't eat, breathe, or think at this kissalicious moment.
Kissalicious by Bermudaprincess September 15, 2010

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.
Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

Ennui Kissinger 

Obscure 90's band had a minor hit with the funk-tinged dancefloor rave-up "Limestone Willie." Band had distinctive stage presence in tuba player Sergio and go-go dancing guitarist Gretl. Members later appeared in such bands as the Dirtminers and Catfence.
"Obsessive? He spends all his time looking for old Ennui Kissinger albums!"

Honeydew Kisses 

The act of two men with eretions with precum on the tips touching the dickheads together.
Bro I can’t wait to get drunk and get some honeydew kisses from you tonight.
Honeydew Kisses by Notsogaylovers August 29, 2021

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy 

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
A group of people who believe that fucking your cousins and marrying them is what god would want. Also known as Followers of Christ.
Beau: Hey cousin lets fuck
Billy: fucking kissers
Kisser by The lord of Buffalo December 13, 2016