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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "
by ronensmartass November 11, 2019
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Douch

1.Donald Trump
2.me
3.A person that is considered foolish or stupid.
donald trump is a racist douche and likes minions
by Creeuwusjs June 16, 2016
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The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
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douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.
I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex
by dmurex May 23, 2022
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Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015
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