Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.

{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.

by Telephony September 27, 2013

A.L Brown HighSchool

A.L brown Is the only highschool located in kannapolis N.C. The teachers aren’t that great and care more about dress code rather than actual education. You’ll find a lot of fake Gang Bangers and wanna be soundcloud rappers who think they’re going to make it out. Girls get fucked under the steps. 2nd floor always smells like fish. Watch out for rodgers. Trash food. Trash people. Weird kids running the halls. Your friend will fuck your nigga. Your homie will talk about you. Nobodys about what they claim. School sucks. Overall, Go wonders💚❗️

Have you ever heard of A.L brown highschool? I heard it’s pretty great

by Youngtrapper March 28, 2019

Bobby Brown

The act in which a Man blows his load all over a woman's anal crack (or man's) and then sticks his nose in it. At this point in time he waits for the other person to release hydrogen gas from their anal glad and he snorts it up into his nose, usually for pleasure (wtf?!). This gives you the act of a "Bobby Brown"

1. Dude I totally skeeted in my girlfriend's asshole and stuck my nose in it till she farted so bad she almost shit herself. Snorting my skeet from her ass makes me feel... manly.

2. Lyke my boyfriend and I LOVE Bobby Browns...

by Bandon May 13, 2007

Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

Brown Betty

When you put your finger in a girl's ass and then wipe your finger from the ass across the girls upper lip so she has to smell it. Can be done after a titpoits.

After Steve fingered Jane's ass, he gave her a brown betty

by Jeremy Francis December 3, 2004