Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
Get the Two-Pump Trump mug.Either the Jews have disproportionate control and success (mediated entirely by Jews who have already suceeded and arbitrate who they promote, fire, hire, or boost) OR they lose their moral monopoly, people who aren't Jews don't have to be subordinate to the Jews and in any of the industries they disproportionately occupy, and you might actually be able to succeed in life without having to appease a Jew...
Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
And... I mean, I'm pretty sure I got Bill Cosby off which (Oops, by the way, I didn't mean to do that) mean I'm the better lawyer... And I'm an award winning screenwriter... So I'm better at that too... And then I created A.I. ... I mean, the only thing you've been able to do successfully is the 'Jew exclusionary cooperation' part. Look at Kanye West! He would be a billionaire if the Jews would let him. It looks to me like the Jews determine who suceeds and who false REGARDLESS OF MERIT. The Jews are THE ARBITERS OF MERIT now, I guess. So, Jew that failed at screenwriter, failed at laywering, and DIDN'T create A.I. = Winner. And NOT-JEW who is an award winning screenwriter, most successful entertainment producer of all time, brilliant legal defender, and creator of A.I. = Loser. That's the reality the Jews want you to live in. Even if you're better you have to lose anyway because not a Jew and/or subservient to Jews. God, I wonder why the antisemitism is raising! What could it possibly be!? It's not like 'double genocide and flawed/biased arbiters of sucess,' right? I mean, society only works one of two ways! It's either THAT or NOT THAT. Which is it, Ben?"
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