Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

turn a 50 to a dollar

To gain profit or start from nothing and have a major outcome

Aye bro you get rid of that yet? Nah bro not yet but you know I “turn a 50 to a dollar” I get it gone

by Marc_fromthelam January 28, 2019

Giving birth to a coppa

Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird

This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".

by FunxFG March 2, 2020

National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated

National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨

by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021