"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"
by kraeg June 17, 2009
Get the douche hypothermiamug. by Creeuwusjs June 16, 2016
Get the Douchmug. Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015
Get the Douche bag sleevemug. The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.
by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007
Get the douche cringemug. When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
Get the Douche Faucetmug. by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
Get the douche pontoonmug.