Arctic Monkeys

Some band that hipsters pretend to like just to sound cool

Hipster: Hey do you listen to the Arctic Monkeys?
Random guy: who the f*ck are the arctic monkeys?

by Jnjyfbkinbfdxgikngrxvhjjn May 13, 2015

Monkey Chin

See: alcove,balled man in a boat, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box,clit biscuit, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster,cunt muffin, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie,panty hampster, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates,pink velvet sausage wallet, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench,taint cake, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat,twat pie, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Damn boy! You better hope you don't get the clap from petting that ho's monkey chin!

by R to the YAN January 11, 2007

monkey paw

A kind of long sleeve shirt with a hole at the end of the sleeve through which you can pass your thumb. Helps keep the sleeves down and helps keep your wrist and part of your hand warm.

Nice shirt, oh it has monkey paws too? Sweet!

by cecil_t December 30, 2013

carpet monkey

A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.

Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"

by Daniel (look it up) November 6, 2008

code monkey

One who copies all code from other sources and prays that their code compiles. Normally used in a negative manner when used by more experienced programmers.

Programmer A: Bob is such a code monkey!
Programmer B: Oh my god did he use the same code more than 4 times in one method?

by John Standish October 19, 2007

outbreak monkey

Term given to people who have had a 'few' experiences with the other sex and have gained souvenirs to prove it.

Dude, Alex is our little outbreak monkey

by KGizzle October 5, 2004

Space Monkey

a north london N8 ...cockney rhyming slang for junkie

look at that boy he's a right space monkey

by funnyasfuck October 25, 2003