Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

fire piss

terrible fucking discord server

the invite code is uPF5XR2DFf

Hey man did you join fire piss?
No

by qnce May 14, 2021

Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.

"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"

by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023

piss-bomb

the act of leaving a pool of your pee Infront of someone's house

"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"

by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022

Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.

Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.

by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.

Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)

by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025