person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019

1 desh

1 desh = 2.3 km/1.42915miles (About the lenght of an airport runway)

It's a unit of measurement just like km, miles, yard, ...

Me: "What do you mean with '1 desh'??
You: "I mean 1.42915 miles! It's the new unit! Didn't you know that?"
Me: "Actually not."

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

1:13

something that legends skip on Streets

I SKIPPED 1:13 I AM A LEGEND

by king_D__ June 5, 2023

Number 1

could be used in place of the word urinating or used to describe the act of doing so, usually in a childish setting

Kid: yo i gotta take a fat number 1
Kid 2: electric boogaloo

by Thot-Be-Gone 9000 November 4, 2019

1-10 female attractiveness

A scale on how to determine what level a female's Sexiness is.

1-imma puke
2-hell no she ugly as shit
3-she ugly

4-she acceptable
5-she good
6-cute
7- pretty cute
8-pretty asf

9-sexy as hell

10- DAMN MAMI...what's yo number where you been all my life?

1-10 female attractiveness for ya

by fatbich August 31, 2016

November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023