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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
mugGet the Mexican tug of warmug.

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Fire Drillmug.

Mexicans

The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back
Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?

Her teacher told her to do an essay
by Said She Was 18 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Mexicansmug.

Mexican's

Mexican's Australia
Quick run for the border and let's get out of Victoria and move to West Australia or Queensland as quick as possible and we can be Mexican's then. Last one out of Melbourne turn the lights out!!!
by Perth. Paradise July 30, 2018
mugGet the Mexican'smug.

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
by chinkateria May 31, 2018
mugGet the Mexican suprisemug.

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