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blurb job 

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.
You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.
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Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.

Squat Job 

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:
Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.
Squat Job by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

King Job 

Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty black ops
"YOOOO! I FINALY CONVINCED MY GIRL FRIEND TO GIVE ME A KING JOB"

"YO MAN NICE".........ryan tierney got a king job last night.....it was sweet
King Job by Ryan is Tierney February 21, 2011

Recession Job 

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

Voice Job 

a job done with your voice, preferably when you are asked to do something because you have a really good voice. In the job family
It will be my first voice job!
Voice Job by hunkytorrey December 8, 2011