1. (n.) The growth of minuscule hairs on and around the crotch area of a female. During sex may cause slight irritation to the skin of the sexual partner, especially when it is on the shorter side, as it tends to be "pokey" in that stage of growth. In the occasion which the female with cuntstubble is drunk and proceeding to "hook up" or "run the bases" with a male who is also drunk, the fact that she has cuntstubble will usually be overlooked and therefore sexual intercourse will occur, depending on the following things :
a) the level of drunkness or the BAC level of the male
b) whether not or the male has participated in sexual activity recently
c) whether or not the female realizes how unattractive the male is, or vis-versa, and
d) of course, what types of alcoholic beverages were consumed, since that will determine if one of the partners will vomit as a result of the fast-paced movement of sexual intercourse.
2. (n.) An ingenious insult devised by two amazing and usually intelligent girls from South Carolina. Generally refers to an annoying young male that mistakenly believes that he is superior to the general population, when he happens to actually be far inferior than most people, even more so than the drunkest bum on Upper King Street. Most effective when used by a female in a drunken argument with a previous male lover (as described above), as in induces great volumes of laughter from the onlookers of the bantering or anyone else that is fortunate enough to overhear it.
a) the level of drunkness or the BAC level of the male
b) whether not or the male has participated in sexual activity recently
c) whether or not the female realizes how unattractive the male is, or vis-versa, and
d) of course, what types of alcoholic beverages were consumed, since that will determine if one of the partners will vomit as a result of the fast-paced movement of sexual intercourse.
2. (n.) An ingenious insult devised by two amazing and usually intelligent girls from South Carolina. Generally refers to an annoying young male that mistakenly believes that he is superior to the general population, when he happens to actually be far inferior than most people, even more so than the drunkest bum on Upper King Street. Most effective when used by a female in a drunken argument with a previous male lover (as described above), as in induces great volumes of laughter from the onlookers of the bantering or anyone else that is fortunate enough to overhear it.
1. Man, I was so hammered last night, that chick I tapped definitely had some bad cuntstubble- check out that rash above my dick!
2.
boy -"You're a dumb fucking drunk bitch!"
girl -"Yeah? Well fuck you, CUNTSTUBBLE!"
onlookers- "oooohhh shit!" (laugher)
2.
boy -"You're a dumb fucking drunk bitch!"
girl -"Yeah? Well fuck you, CUNTSTUBBLE!"
onlookers- "oooohhh shit!" (laugher)
by mixout January 23, 2008
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by epinema February 27, 2010
Get the cuntstomer mug.A nerdy child who spends all day and night playing games such as 'Minecraft' and 'Viva Piñata'.
In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.
After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.
After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
by Shit Stirring Douche. January 28, 2012
Get the Internet Cunt mug.An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!
by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009
Get the Athlete's Cunt mug.The act of desperately and/or furiously searching for a box before your opponents. A scavenger cunt is similar to the PG rated 'scavenger hunt', but the reward is strikingly different and highly inappropriate and certainly most unsanitary for younger participants. This game may be played in teams however this form of group participation awards all the players a piece of the same cunt.
Dwayne: Ahh mayn, that scavenger cunt last weekend was out of control, nigga!
Sisquo: Shit! Ahh think we weren’t the first ones to the scavenger cunt, it burns when ahh pee! But damn nigga, that was crazy!”
Sisquo: Shit! Ahh think we weren’t the first ones to the scavenger cunt, it burns when ahh pee! But damn nigga, that was crazy!”
by CockBlocker September 15, 2006
Get the scavenger cunt mug.when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006
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