Cringe Baby

A term used to describe one who displays high levels of cringe.

Cringo: Dude, look at this hacker. He's so cringe bro
Chadman: You're just bad cause you're a stupid little cringe baby waaaah waaaah that's the sound of the cringe baby

by CorndogScammer September 30, 2019

Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Baby snatcher

One who steals babies, up to age four, to be sold for profit. Unlike the baby toucher, the baby snatcher is merely trying to make an honest living.

Kaylin :"Yo man, that dude's a pedophile"

Allen :"No dude, he's just trying to feed his kids. He's a baby snatcher"

Kaylin :"Word"

by TheBush February 22, 2009

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

Baby Tripper

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.

If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.

by Andy Ryan Christensen August 7, 2010

baby mah

A woman who 95% of men didnt want to have a child with

where a condom my baby mah told me she was on the pill she...lied worse than obama did

by Saggin Backwards November 21, 2010

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 20, 2012