Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.

Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...

by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025