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john hanway 

Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.
john hanway by Ronaldo fanboy December 29, 2016

John Dear 

A douche, or an asshole
Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid
John Dear by BAM.may March 23, 2017

john hayden 

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.
Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
john hayden by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

john sherlock 

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds
I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock
john sherlock by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

John Snow 

Did you mean: Aegon Targaryen
Person 1: John Snow king in the north
Bran: Did you mean Aegon Targaryen
John Snow by StefanDB September 7, 2017
One who typically does not care & always finds the best out of the situation.
Geez, Johnbot is going mayhem wouldn’t ya say!?
Johnbot by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017