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Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

The fanciest word niggas like me know
Me: I'm gonna look this up on urban dictionary

Jerome: woah he smart
by Niggerinthehood June 28, 2018
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What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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Urban dictionary editors

People who get way too much criticism for doing there job
by Abi meshaw August 5, 2022
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congratulations, you broke urban dictionary. good on ya!

in all seriousness, nobody really knows what this error means but it’s usually seen when you go to a page that has been removed or doesn’t exist.
aw man, i just got the “urban dictionary is busy right now” error!
by amami. December 24, 2021
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Devil's Dictionary

Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.
SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.
by NerillDP March 27, 2024
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Urban dictionary

The online dictionary with odd and weird definations
I was using the urban dictionary in my English class and got a c
by Man you like food July 31, 2018
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