goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

by renmare February 6, 2024

Talking to bear

Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.

“Where have you been?”

“Sorry I was talking to bear”

by JGbirdy December 21, 2022

Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!

Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN

by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025

Polar bear

When you call someone, usually a female, a polar bear it means they a thick and haven't shaved

Guy 1: You see Jessica?

Guy 2: Yeah, she fine as hell, she's a polar bear

by vsaucefaggot August 17, 2020

butt crack bear

an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"

Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!

by WiccanWitch420 September 3, 2014

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Bear

To release gasses from your ass crack.

Oh no I'm going to bear!

by mofo joe official February 13, 2023