Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it

the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real

by thatgoat January 15, 2022

golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked

Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear

by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018

phoo-bear

A very cuddly creature that gives all its attention to you!

My pet acts like a Phoo-Bear.

by TheCheernast10 May 14, 2017

Hunny bear

Someone who is into really kinky sex dresses up in a bear costume and pours honey all over themselve then the male jerks off and giver her his honey

lets go to the bedroom and dress up as a hunny bear for kinky sex

by MrBool12 October 3, 2018

Rat in a Bear Trap

A situation you can easily get out of but decide to stay in regardless of the circumstances.

Dude, you better catch up on me with these brewskis cause I'm feeling like a rat in a bear trap right about now.

by The Maybe Man September 10, 2023