Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal Therapy

The process of vigorously fucking someone in the ass to get them shut up

My girlfriend really needs some anal therapy tonight

by dank memmes March 23, 2024

Anal in the ass weekend

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature

Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.

by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024

Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 1, 2024

Anal plug

Like a plug socket but for your ass

Jim: hey I just baught an anal plug to try later wanna join in?

Sarah: sure thing pal!

by Slim-Jim June 19, 2021

Missy anal

Anal sex with an extra jigg.

Damn that was a real missy anal.

by Clean shaft123 June 28, 2021

Anal Freeday

When Terrorist's stay in cells while all CounterTerrorist's actively play games.

When i open cells, today is an Anal Freeday!

by DrBubbles January 15, 2026