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Tucker of the Party 

The sketchiest mofo of the party. Can usually be found lurking around the party with a fresh pair of Sketchers making sketchy remarks and gestures. Enjoys finding the closest unconscious girl to work his game on. Also known as the Sketchmeister, Sir Sketch-a-lot, or just SKETCH
"Ay girl, sleepy is just another word for horny ya know"
-girl wakes up-
"So you're the Tucker of the Party!"

the party's here 

what everyone should say whenever i enter a room, in reference to my abundantly fun and flavour-filled existence.
" Whoa...it's J catt... the party's here."
the party's here by Jilladelphia* November 30, 2006

The Power Outage Technique 

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.
Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

the pledge dance 

When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.
It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.

the pineapple 

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.
The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?

The Proper Valet 

When you take a 2006 Dodge RAM 2500 6-speed to a fancy hotel or restaurant and have a valet park it. You then walk away from the truck and then hear a hideous grinding sound and see a couple of gears or bolts fall from the transmisson.
Keith performed the proper valet on Pete's truck. The truck has never been the same and Andy is very pissed off
The Proper Valet by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007