A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023
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While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
by Alleg69 November 18, 2023
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“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
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Get the simping aint pimping mug.A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.
B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023
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