pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

pig piss drinker

a people who fucking love drinking pig piss

pig piss drinker:can i make a food wih pig piss
adult people:NO what the fuck, dude i will throw up if you drink it
pig piss drinker: *start recording* hello guys today we are making a food with pig piss with fry, lets do it shall we here goes nothing
adult person:*stop recording* dude stop youre gonna die dude

by qwertyfucker101 March 2, 2025

Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland

Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby

by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

Piss pot

Troublemaker

My kitten is such a piss pot!

by BigA01 September 25, 2018

Fortnite pissed

An exclamatory way to state that you are significantly more upset than normal.

Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight

You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!

by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022