Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

by Awesomom February 18, 2009

pissed off

another way of saying that's bullshit!

Man that's pissed off!

by Beth December 6, 2004

off your trolley

crazy, nuts, insane, having flipped one's lid

You want to bungie jump off the Empire State Building: you are totally off your trolley !!!

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

minnesota stand off

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.

dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.

Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.

by JoggletheHuttDon'tPlay June 13, 2015

Pissed-off life

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".

I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive

by Telephony July 21, 2014

Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020