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A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012
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When someone is a Douchebag, But you're using it as an adjective.
''Hey look at that guy over there! He is HOT!!!"
"Been there, done that. I'd rather Bitch Slap him."
"Why?"
"He's a douchebaggy douchebag"
by MaddieE August 1, 2012
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Douche Flap

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(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O October 20, 2012
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douche bag of the month

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When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013
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Douche Nozzle

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a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle
by shift665 September 1, 2013
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Douche Flourish

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Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
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Douche-Nugget

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A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.

Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.

It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?

That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
by Nadisaurusrex October 8, 2013
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