Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

Cake

Easy

That test was cake.

by Save_your_wifi October 9, 2020

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

by PuncakeQueen October 19, 2020