air bag

Flatulating while giving a tea bag.

Man, I almost lost the gamble while givin' her the air bag.

by Reverend James T. Hatt July 19, 2006

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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

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A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"

That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.

by CB4ever February 28, 2009

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Scene Bag

The coolest of the cool. Scenester kid who loves, breathes and showers in the scene. The bigger the trend, the bigger the scene bag. A synonym of homeless chic. Many look up to such celebrity scene bags as The Olsen Twins (post Danny Tanner's lap), that fat kid who's dad is Ozzy Ozborne and Lindsay Lohan (the Lesbian version). Scene bags can be found at revamped bars and clubs with expensive lame-o drinks, most ride their bike with those stupid 80's white painter hats and pretend that they are reading JD Salinger...but they really can't read. They are too busy trying to look like they don't care and that those ripped up stockings just came like that.

Dude, check that kid out in the lavendar skinny jeans from American Apparel. He is such a scene bag.

by SBforLIFE August 7, 2009