Simp

Super intense minecraft player

I’m a simp

by :/.. February 17, 2021

SIMP

SIMP also used to explain Luke Oliver

Wow, Luke Oliver is Such a SIMP. He went for a matching tattoo with his girlfriend and accidentally had his testicles removed.

by NotA_SIMP July 5, 2021

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Simp

Joey

Friend 1: Omg what a simp

Friend 2: he must be a Joey

by Simpolice April 30, 2020

Simp

An ECE major who drives a white mustang and gloats about driving stick

Danimals is a simp for paying $270 for a date with his own girlfriend, and her not paying for him

by Atzerrr March 8, 2020

Simp

Basically someone who goes retard for a girl

Emerson is straight simpin for every girl he meets.

by Polio19 February 10, 2020

Simp

A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.

B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."

by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023